And people say I’m psycho because I like to rhyme their names with things?? (And yes, that was me paraphrasing a Taylor Swift lyric. <— maybe that’s why I’m strange, because I just actually did that and made myself laugh)

Anyway, my point is, people are weirder than I am because they write songs about Shia LaBeouf murdering people in the woods and then eating them. I mean, if you’re going to do this, at least have the decency to use the photos of Shia LaBeouf looking like an ACTUAL murderer; him with his creepy beard.

possible murderer

That was strangely entertaining.

-Rocco