Jesus.

I haven’t heard from this kid since she whipped her hair back and forth. I assumed she got whiplash because she cut her hair, and went away for like a year.

Well, Willow Smith is back, has even cooler hair, and makes me feel like a loser because I don’t even throw house parties and I live alone. “Do It Like Me (Rockstar)” is her new jam and it has parentheses in the title, so it’s a legit pop song.

Willow may be 11 years old, but I actually believe rock stars want to do it like her as opposed to doing it like me.

She’s a kid. Like, a child.

Does she go to school?

-Rocco