Ahh it’s like highschool.

Nothing like taking 3 years when you are an adult man, slowly turning into Johnny Depp,  to get over Jennifer Aniston.

It’s just… I have a sore throat constantly and I miss Jennifer

I didn’t know John Mayer was still working (I thought his throat and vocal chords were eating themselves from the inside out and therefore was slowly dying), but apparently he is and he’s writing an ode to Aniston:

“He wrote the song as a farewell letter knowing [Jen] would hear it. Ultimately he’s done a lot of self reflection though and it he realizes they weren’t right for each other.”

It took him 3 years of self-reflection to notice this?? That’s normal. Totally normal.

Even though that’s very pathetic, Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be the one eating Häagen-Dazs all weekend because John Mayer isn’t writing an ode to her.

-Rocco