Which should we tackle first? Let’s do stupidity.

Rihanna is a giant moron:

I’m going to assume Rihanna doesn’t read her horoscope every day, so let’s assume she’s just an attention seeking individual with a touch of masochism and depression.

Rihanna tweeted:

#Pisces are tender and caring, but frequently become the victims of domineering and uncaring partners.

Let’s rehash the whole “my boyfriend nearly beat me to an unrecognizable pulp, but I’m still going to record music with him and fool around with him secretly because I ain’t no role model, mon!” thing. That’s a really good idea.

Now on to Rihanna being a lesbian:

Of course Rihanna goes to a strip club to “make it rain” (are the kids still saying that these days?), tweet pictures and hashtag ironic statements.

“My daddy would be proud. #RoleModelShit.”

And Rihanna also tweets about dating/holding hands with some chick, so to all intents and purposes, she’s a lesbian now. I don’t really know what’s going on, but let’s just assume Rihanna now plays for the other team and will turn Lindsay Lohan gay again, because that will be really good material for me and my fellow bloggers and this is about the greater good.

-Rocco