The guy who is now a dead werewolf from Vampire Diaries, Taylor Kinney, decided Lady Gaga was a freakin’ weirdo and told her to peace out. I assume he was the one who did the breaking up because well,…..because she calls herself Lady Gaga, dresses like a drag queen all the time, and says God tells her what lyrics are appropriate.

Lady Gaga is saying it’s because she’s going on her world tour for Born This Way Tour (didn’t that album come out years ago… everyone is over it) so she’ll be too busy to have a boyfriend.

I’m going to go with my theory.

-Rocco