Lee D. Still Thinks He’s On American Idol
Posted May 4, 2012on:
(WARNING: Reading this post may cause an irrational rage to bubble up inside of you and start a twitter war. (Side note: super hard to have a discussion in 140 character increments). I understand all your comments, sorry if you don’t think I’m funny. Sorry if you have bad reading comprehension and flip out because I said I’m tired of the song Hallelujah. Do I sound like someone who likes the song Hallelujah? No. Other than that… enjoy. Read the rest of the blog and welcome to the exciting world that is The Revolution.)
Here is my beef: He’s either singing songs about slimy organ’s in one’s body or he’s singing songs that he sang 1,768 times before on American Idol.
Did he not write a slew of new songs? I’ll even take some of his back catalogue stuff. Let’s shake up this set list!
Lee D was somewhere with soldiers (not the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, but somewhere presumably cooler than where we all were) and singing songs from his American Idol days.
And I’m pretty sure he had on the same outfit he wore on American Idol top 3 week.
He is a great public speaker. At one point I thought he said something about “supporting the gay people”. He didn’t say that… I’m not sure what he said… but he didn’t say that.
He looks like a less aggressive, and hopefully democratic, version of Ted Nugent with his guitar and a giant, American flag as his background.
Hallelujah? And he may or may not have said something about Jesus? He was all marbled mouth-ed again.
He should have sung one of his eyeballs because than he could have made a “we shot Osama Bin Laden in the eye” joke. It would’ve killed! <— see what I did there?