I unfortunately never had the pleasure of breaking up with someone (I imagine there is a sort of sick joy that comes with telling someone “it’s not you, it’s me), but this is how I’d do it.

Just work on project after project after project, while the other person never smiles and is bad at whatever profession they happen to be in, and wait until it slowly fizzles out and everyone moves on.

Why cause Kristen Stewart to frown even more when you can just slowly phase her out of your life while you work? Well played R Pattz… well-played.

“I’m so emotionless….”

Not only is Robbie Boy signed on to star in some military movie about capturing Saddam Hussein, but he’s also set to star in a thriller called The Rover.

The story follows Pattinson relentlessly pursuing criminals through the Outback after they steal his car.

Sounds awful, but at least it’s a book that I now have to read.

I’m just happy Robert Pattinson is settling into the R rated genre because one, more chances to see him naked and two, I like to enjoy my cinematic adventures without squealing girls.

-Rocco