(Ok last Met Ball post. I promise. Maybe)

He has a curly fro.

I forgot about the curly fro. He usually masks it in a Fedora (that only he can pull off, so all you other guys take off the hat because you look demented and no girl will date you if you wear that as an actual accessory. The only thing you’re accessorizing is your lack of intelligence), or in a perfectly bouffant hair coif, but he let the fro out this time.

I can’t have half Italian/half Hawaiian babies with extremely curly hair. That kid will be mocked for the rest of his/her life.

But I appreciate Bruno Mars rocking the hair at the Met Ball. He looks handsome. Maybe we could just date for a few months and have a bad break up??

He’s obviously in NYC , so I better get my stalk on because he’s dapper.

-Rocco