Okay. I KNOW ALL THEIR NAMES!! AND BIRTHDAYS! AND I HAVE FAVORITES!

Okay… I don’t know birthdays, but the other two statements have never been more true. And as much as I love them… I can’t wait until one of them has their first DUI (it’s a teen star right of passage) and by the looks of it… it’s gonna be that little Irish one; Niall.

This is another actual, real life Facebook post pulled from my personal Facebook page written by good friend, and fellow adult Directioner, MaryEllen:

Boozing hard and not giving a crack! (Do they say that in Ireland? That might not be true… I hung out with an actual Irish person once and couldn’t understand a word he was saying, so I just kept drinking to make the time go faster)

That’s all I really have. He’s a drunken, Irish boy bander and he’s quickly becoming my 3rd favorite. And yes, I rate them all in my head.

But when I think about it, they are all probably heavy drinkers because only guys sipping on the devil’s sauce make awesome music videos like this:

With dance moves like that, clearly Harry Styles is winning the competition in my head.

-Rocco