It’s not a secret I’m a One Direction fan. I came out of the closet about 2 months ago and I’m proud. And like gay marriage, I’m pretty sure Barack Obama would stand behind my lifestyle. I was born this way. It’s not a choice.

Anyway, One Direction released a music video for “More Than This” and by music video, I mean footage from their Up All Night Tour DVD that I obviously pre-ordered.

Here is the video with all my comments that you are dying to read below. And yes, I watched this video twice. And yes… you’ll now know I know all their names. *holds head proudly*

- Liam. That velvet jacket really brings out the heterosexual in your eyes.
- Harry is great. His hair and his bow tie melt my heart. So do those maroon pants.
- That little Irish drunk, Niall, sings the best lyrics “would you lay down in my arms and rescue me?” <— pop lyric perfection.
-Louis has never needed suspenders less. His pants are so tight. Why doe she continue to wear them? He’s my least favorite and I think it has a lot to do with that outdated swoop.
- ZAYN! God he is good-looking. He looks like a sexy version of a Hogwart student and I just want to alohomora the buttons on his shirt.

This was an awful music video, but they are still my favorite people. Ever. Well, at least for now and hopefully until June 2013 because I actually bought concert tickets for then.

-Rocco