Umm maybe if he wasn’t holding Eva Mendes’ hand while strolling the streets of NYC, people wouldn’t have died. I heard that some old man got hit by a bus uptown… I blame Ryan Gosling. He’s so selfish.

Meh. I can’t even bring myself to argue over this relationship. I don’t care that much for Ry Ry. Plus, I think me and him have the same denim shirt, which is not a sign of a long-lasting relationship.

Want to watch the trailer for Gangster Squad??? Jay Z has a song in the trailer so it’s worth it.

I have no idea when this movie comes out, but I’m going to see it. I have Ryan Gosling in suspenders and shooting guns will make me forget my whole similar denim shirt theory.

-Rocco