Ever since Kim K started fake dating Kanye West, she’s been up his ass about hanging out with Beyonce and Jay Z. I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is telling her that if she just whores herself out some more, Beyonce might just do an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

What will be interesting to watch is whether Kardashian can bridge the bigger-than-the-Atlantic image gap that exists between her and blue-chip Beyoncé.
While photos of Beyoncé wearing a show-stopping Givenchy dress to the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art were splashed all over the media, Radar Online reported that Vogue editor Anna Wintour — who keeps a tight rein on the guest list — banned Kardashian from the party. (West attended solo.)
No wonder our source says the 31-year-old Kardashian would “live and breathe to hang out with Beyoncé.”

“live and breathe to hang out with Beyonce”  — that is some single, white, female shit. (except married, African-American/whatever heritage Kim K is, female shit)

If Beyonce is ever murdered, Kim Kardashian will be the first suspect….let’s just be clear on that.

-Rocco