Justin Bieber Is An 18 Year Old Swaggie Adult. Thanks For Clarifying That GQ
Posted May 17, 2012on:
I urge you all to stop what you are doing (even if that means feeding your kids a heart healthy breakfast before school) and read GQ’s feature on my little angel muffin. It’s the 2nd best piece of literature I’ve read in years (it’s smack in between Harry Potter and The Hunger Games series).
That boy sure has grown up. I mean, he doesn’t have his, and I say this with love, gay swoop bang, and if he clenches his jaw just right he looks like a guy. I’m like a proud mother.
But seriously I seriously suggest you click HERE and read the entire feature on Biebs because it’s perfect. It’s so perfect I read it twice just to make sure I wasn’t re-writing it’s awesome-ness in my head.
Here are some snippets of the interview if your kids are screaming for those scrambled eggs (but really, just pour those brats a bowl of Lucky Charms and sit down and read the entire thing):
On fame: “I mean, I keep my guard up a lot, because you know, you can’t trust anyone in this business. That’s what’s sad. You can’t trust anybody. I learned the hard way.”
How cute! He has trust issues. He’s such an adult.
On alcohol: “For me, it’s just like, I like to be in control of myself. I mean, I’ve had a beer, like, before … but I never get out of control.”
Apparently, getting “swaggie” doesn’t include getting shit faced. Good to know… because I recall saying “swaggie” a lot when I was a bottle deep in Skinny Girl Margaritas. J Biebs is my mentor. #swaggie.
My other favorite part of this entire interview is when he’s discussing his catalog of songs and he flat-out says he has ”I’ve never made a bad song.” BIEBER I LOVE YOU!
Oh and if you click on the image above you can hear him say that on the GQ site. Trust me; it’s worth it.