First off, look more beautiful in red Kelly Clarkson.

Okay… it’s more of a coral in that light but you get the idea.

Second, why is she the greatest singer ever? And why is Robin Thicke wearing that jacket. Was he stoned when he picked it out? It makes me dizzy.

This was never my favorite song on the album, but I’m digging it now that I’ve heard it live Plus, a giant xylophone is in it apparently. Awesome.

PS This is the beginning of my incoherent Billboard Music Award coverage.

-Rocco