HOLY. SHIT.

“Fade Into Me”? Fade the hell away is what I’m saying now.

“Earth Stood Still”?? My world is spinning so shut the hell up.

Anything ever by Kelly Clarkson that I love so dearly?? Who’s Kelly Clarkson?

Whoever made the decision to give “Home” to Phillip Phillips should be our President. And I’m being serious. I love Obama, but people who come up ideas like this need to be handling the ins and outs of the country.

Can you tell I absolutely, unconditionally love “Home”. My god… this song. It’s as if Mumford & Sons, Fleet Foxes and Phillip Phillips made sweet love in a threesome and gave birth to this beautiful 7lb 5 oz baby boy and named him Phillip “captivating melody, ohhhh ahhhh, lyrical gems and a freakin’ marching band” Phillips III.

A MARCHING BAND! He had a goddamn marching band on stage and it wasn’t the most ridiculously demented thing I’ve ever seen on Idol (Didgeridoo, anybody?)

LIKE WHAT?!??!?! If you don’t like this song, you are so so so dead to me. Anyone who knows me probably heard this song and said “Rocco is foaming at the mouth”. Forget the fact that I want to make out hard with PP for a second and just appreciate the perfectness of this song. It’s as if my ears don’t want to hear anything ever again; I’m literally afraid to listen to other music right now.

You know who else loves it?

Loves it. Dancing Baby wants to legally change his name to Phillip “captivating melody, ohhhh ahhhh, lyrical gems and a freakin’ marching band” Phillips III.

Recorded version?? Go buy this. I hope people give this a chance and not just dismiss it because unfortunately the words “American” and “Idol” are attached.

Idol is in shock this morning because Phillip Phillips may be the first contestant in years to sell records. This could be on the radio yesterday and be a favorite.

I don’t even care if Phillip Phillips wins or loses (does it matter at this point?) I already love his album. If it even sounds close to “Home”, I’m going to be sending PP love poems and collages of us photoshopped together on a weekly basis.

One more thing: I hope you all realize that you heard the first Idol coronation song that wasn’t the most embarrassing thing ever for the contestant.

Dear Phillip, my love….

How are the kidzzz? Here’s my advice: get surgery asap and then fake sick yourself out of that atrocious Idol tour, so you can hit the studio and make a brilliant, perfect debut album filled with gems like “Home”. Thank you. Dancing Baby and I need something to help us answer our life questions.

                                                 <3 Rocco

That’s the rough draft of my first love letter.

-Rocco