And This Is Why No One Likes Jessica Sanchez: American Idol Finale Edition
Posted on: May 24, 2012
ROBOT!
Listen. I get everyone’s going to be freaking out that Phillip Phillips one (more on that later) and it is honestly hilarious that another guy one, but what can I say… America loves a penis that plays guitar. Look at the Billboard charts.
America also loves people who are not void of emotion.
See what I did there? I called Jessica Sanchez an annoying robot and it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s Filippino. Trust me…if America was racist, Joshua Ledet wouldn’t have made it to the top 3 because he’s a black man who may or may not be secretly in love with Phillip Phillips chest hair just as much as I am.
Hasn’t Whitney Houston’s family suffered enough?
And my absolute favorite part is when everyone thought it was a great idea to put Jennifer Holiday and Jessica Sanchez on stage together.
Why is Jennifer Holiday doing that with her mouth? I can’t even properly make fun of Jessica Sanchez trying to keep up because the de-hinging of the jaw is so distracting to me. Jennifer Holiday almost hit Jessica like 9 times with her flailing hand which would have been AWWWWWESSSOME!
Anyway, that woman’s mouth made me lose my train of thought, but my point is Jessica Sanchez lost because she has no soul and no social skills.
-Rocco
24 Responses to "And This Is Why No One Likes Jessica Sanchez: American Idol Finale Edition"
May 24, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I’m glad she lost. As a Filipino myself, Filipinos need to find other places to take their talents… The only Filipinos I respect are the Pacman, The Freak, and Erik Spoelstra. Oh, and American Idol sucks.
this made me laugh. pacman is filipino? like the video game? anyway, thanks for making me chuckle. and yes american idol does suck sometimes
May 24, 2012 at 11:36 AM
I would have respected the fact that you dont like Jessica but the things you just said made you one of the best jerks on the planet. This is what I call unprofessional and cheap write up.
May 24, 2012 at 11:38 AM
its a blog… of course it’s unprofessional. and yes… it is very cheap because i don’t get paid much to write it, but ya know every little bit helps
May 24, 2012 at 12:05 PM
WTF is wrong with these people who are commenting, Rocco? (Not you, TatisR) Do I need to come to the city and take care of your light work? Seriously, people, go take a pill or something and stop ragging on my girl Rocco.
May 24, 2012 at 12:53 PM
bhahah everyone sipping on haterade. i didn’t even say mean things… just she has no soul lol
May 24, 2012 at 12:50 PM
It’s amazing some people still don’t get it after 11 seasons (years). I wish American Idol was about singing only, too, but it’s a damn reality show for crying out loud. So stop pretending you have no idea what reality TV is all about and grow up already!
May 24, 2012 at 5:46 PM
since for sure you can’t hit the crazy notes that sanchez effortlessly can, i think you just have to shut your dirty mouth…
May 24, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Please, this Rocco faggo wishes he could get his mouth on Phillip’s dick. No go bro.
May 25, 2012 at 12:41 AM
that might be true if i was a male, but i am a female. cant you see my adorable little icon. rocco, here… boobs and all
May 24, 2012 at 7:18 PM
.so this one could either be a faggot blogger or a filthy ugly fat soul blogger.with the titles of the top posts i saw.. i realized there’s a fag club here…makes sense now why the write up. almost believed the “technical” inputs in singing it seemed to have promised
May 25, 2012 at 1:29 AM
I agree with haha.. I too am filipino and also a singer. The fact that i would degrade myself into singing for a clearly biased audience would just be a waste of my time. And for all the filipinos that admired her, it’s a false admiration in the fact that the girl doesn’t even know her own culture and language and yet so many filipinos are so proud of a complete stranger just because she sings in American Idol, which ai might add isn’t as big of a deal anymore compared to the X Factor. At least Phillip Phillips knows his roots.
Ok I’m done with my small rant amd it may be biased on my part, but as a proud filipino who got txts like “ur a disgrace to ur race for not voting for jessica” im glad she lost and thats that
wow sorry people said that to you. im confident you are not a disgrace to your race my friend 
May 24, 2012 at 7:52 AM
blah, blah, blah