Who?

When someone told me about Stefano Langone complaining about my PP BOO! (BACK UP! I’ll fight ‘chu!) I had to stop and think who the hell he was. And then I remembered I think I claimed he had an STD and he definitely boasted how he would be a #1 selling artist after he massively lost Idol last year.

Well, clearly he isn’t selling #1 albums because he’s sitting home at night tweeting about American Idol. I mean, that’s what I do (even worse, I blog about it too), but I’m a 25 year old who’s clearly single because on dates all I want to do is talk about boy bands and why J Lo should never be trusted to judge anyone’s singing. (Wanna go grab a drink, boys??), and not claiming to be this giant superstar!

Anyway, Stefano is bitter and may or may not still have STDs (allegedly)

I’m jealous of you Phillip Phillips…. but my boy band dance moves are way better

Integrity? It’s f**kin’ American Idol not the Presidential election… calm down, homie!

But, he got what he wanted; press. I actually stopped working to write about this, but I’m smarter and still going to claim he may have a STD (allegedly) and only sold about 200 records (does he even have an album out?? I don’t even care.) soooooo me and Phillip Squared win. And yes, we are on a team.

Stefano obviously shaves his chest and doesn’t look like this:

oh stop it!

But seriously… that song “Home” is still so good. It’s been 48 hours and I’m still super into it. Suck on that Stefano!

-Rocco