Stefano Langone Is Sad No One Cares About Him Anymore
Posted May 24, 2012on:
When someone told me about Stefano Langone complaining about my PP BOO! (BACK UP! I’ll fight ‘chu!) I had to stop and think who the hell he was. And then I remembered I think I claimed he had an STD and he definitely boasted how he would be a #1 selling artist after he massively lost Idol last year.
Well, clearly he isn’t selling #1 albums because he’s sitting home at night tweeting about American Idol. I mean, that’s what I do (even worse, I blog about it too), but I’m a 25 year old who’s clearly single because on dates all I want to do is talk about boy bands and why J Lo should never be trusted to judge anyone’s singing. (Wanna go grab a drink, boys??), and not claiming to be this giant superstar!
Anyway, Stefano is bitter and may or may not still have STDs (allegedly)
Integrity? It’s f**kin’ American Idol not the Presidential election… calm down, homie!
But, he got what he wanted; press. I actually stopped working to write about this, but I’m smarter and still going to claim he may have a STD (allegedly) and only sold about 200 records (does he even have an album out?? I don’t even care.) soooooo me and Phillip Squared win. And yes, we are on a team.
Stefano obviously shaves his chest and doesn’t look like this:
But seriously… that song “Home” is still so good. It’s been 48 hours and I’m still super into it. Suck on that Stefano!