I forget that I am at least 5 years older than the oldest one. I’m shot back to reality (“shot me out of the sky… your my kryptonite”. And yes I just typed out a lyric from one of their songs. My fingers are ashamed) when I see them at the Men In Black III movie premiere with Nerf guns.

They even made a joke about fighting aliens with them and I seriously considered going back into the One Direction closest, and then I realized Harry Styles has the most awesome hair on this planet and his smile seriously could save our planet if we ever were to be invaded by aliens.

Look at that face! And hat hair! He has power in those curls.

Anyway, here are the rest of the boys who are in American (and NYC specifically) this weekend for their sold out US headlining tour because they are out of control.

They brought toys to a red carpet. Wow. I need to check myself before I wreck myself.

-Rocco