Suri Cruise hopped on a jet plane to fly to New York. And what did she do in New York, well… I have no idea, but it’s probably something way better than you did on your 6th birthday.

It’s very strange writing about Katie Holmes’ soon to be serial killer daughter while Dawson’s Creek plays in the background. Joey Potter would not allow her 6-year-old daughter to ride around on a jet plane.

-Rocco