I Really Need Phillip Phillips To Live Forever, So His Kidneys Better Cut It Out!
Posted May 30, 2012on:
Like really? There’s two of them…. can’t the left kidney tell the right one to get it’s shit together and start functioning like a man!
PP was supposed to get kidney surgery yesterday, but thankfully his girlfriend is using Twitter as her personal diary and just spilling family secrets, AKA the surgery wasn’t happening yesterday and she let us know about it, because it’s everyone’s business now:
Phillip’s surgery is not tomorrow. He will be fine when it is scheduled and is excited for tour. Thanks for your concern and respect.
Just like P Squared’s right kidney… no discretion.
This is annoying because PP was supposed to be in NYC but he postponed everything because his organs are playing The Hunger Games, which means I need to postpone my stalking. I already bought the roofies, what a waste!… I mean, what??
BUT WAIT! The drama continues, because not only are his kidneys being little bastards, PP’s sinus decided to get in on the game and get an infection, which caused a fever, which delayed the surgery.
This is of course all according to TMZ, which is as trust worthy as the high school cheerleader who won most talkative (aka the gossip queen), so what we really need is that girlfriend to tweet her feelings on the matter. GET ON IT! I need to know when it’s appropriate to stalk your boyfriend again.
Would it have been funnier if I used a picture of the girlfriend? Probably, but I don’t want to get sued.
GET YOUR KIDNEYS FIXED!
Imagine he was faking all of this because he just didn’t want to do the post idol press tour, mainly that stupid American Idol Experience shit at Disney??? I would high five him… and then make out with him.