Phillip Phillips And I Will Have To Procreate After This Whole Zombie Apocalypse Thing
Posted May 31, 2012on:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN FLORIDA!?!
I know this is a day or two late, but I was just so disturbed I tried to ignore the fact that a zombie was eating a man’s face in Florida. I thought I’d bring it up since Phillip Phillips did.
Apparently, this isn’t “haha” worthy, but I’m glad he kinda admits to watching CSI because he loves “trying to figure out weird things”. (Side note: P Squared really utilizes his Twitter account and I appreciate it)
Anyway, a man in Florida went nuts after sucking on some soap and decided to eat a man’s face. I advise you, whatever you do, DO NOT Google the image of that man’s face (especially while eating dinner). I did it last night because, good friend of The Revolution, Mary-Ellen was explaining how the zombie apocalypse is happening and Florida is where it’s starting, and I refused to believe that this happened. PS the guy whose face was the meal somehow survived. He has one eye and like 1 quarter of a chin, but he survived. Is he a zombie now?
Anyway, that all brings me to why Phillip Phillips and I will survive because I’m charming (no one will eat my face when I distract them with my wit and charm) and Phil LaDon likes to “figure out weird things” and will save the world.