Phillip Phillips And I Will Have To Procreate After This Whole Zombie Apocalypse Thing
Posted on: May 31, 2012
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN FLORIDA!?!
I know this is a day or two late, but I was just so disturbed I tried to ignore the fact that a zombie was eating a man’s face in Florida. I thought I’d bring it up since Phillip Phillips did.
Apparently, this isn’t “haha” worthy, but I’m glad he kinda admits to watching CSI because he loves “trying to figure out weird things”. (Side note: P Squared really utilizes his Twitter account and I appreciate it)
hmmm what’s going on? I’ve never seen this on CSI Miami!
Anyway, a man in Florida went nuts after sucking on some soap and decided to eat a man’s face. I advise you, whatever you do, DO NOT Google the image of that man’s face (especially while eating dinner). I did it last night because, good friend of The Revolution, Mary-Ellen was explaining how the zombie apocalypse is happening and Florida is where it’s starting, and I refused to believe that this happened. PS the guy whose face was the meal somehow survived. He has one eye and like 1 quarter of a chin, but he survived. Is he a zombie now?
Anyway, that all brings me to why Phillip Phillips and I will survive because I’m charming (no one will eat my face when I distract them with my wit and charm) and Phil LaDon likes to “figure out weird things” and will save the world.
Hey there, Rocco! Let’s figure this out and repopulate!
-Rocco
11 Responses to "Phillip Phillips And I Will Have To Procreate After This Whole Zombie Apocalypse Thing"
May 31, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Yay again for picture stories!! Phil LaDon makes the best faces for all your shenanigans!
This post had me laughing out loud at Panera Bread and almost spitting Cherry Pepsi out of my nostrils! Well done, LaRocco, well done!
May 31, 2012 at 10:49 AM
P2/LaDon has the best faces for the picture stories.
you saying LaRocco just made me crack up! hahaha
May 31, 2012 at 12:00 PM
but I was just so disturbed I tried to ignore the fact that a zombie was eating a man’s face in Florida. I thought I’d bring it up since Phillip Phillips did.
May 31, 2012 at 2:35 PM
GREAT IDEA JIM !!! Rocco / Larocco and PP def need to write a zombie song !!! LMAO !!! hehehehehe…
he thinks he’s selling records with “home” wait until we release this jam!!
May 31, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Hey Rocco Hey !!! some new stuff on youtube for M&S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Squov5cOYUo&feature=g-all-lgv See Marcus new wedding band 
ummm thanks for this. im obsessed with them. i need september to come right now!!!
July 7, 2012 at 7:18 AM
I have a song title already “please dont eat my face mr. zombie man”
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August 13, 2012 at 1:35 AM
, that all brings me to why Phillip Phillips and I will survive because I’m charming (no one will eat my face when I distract them with my wit and charm) and
May 31, 2012 at 8:21 AM
You can write a zombie song (lyrics) and let Double-P add melody and sing it. And you can duet with him. That’ll be even more awesome.
May 31, 2012 at 9:33 AM
brilliant idea. I have a song title already “please dont eat my face mr. zombie man”