I don’t even know what the hell the Diamond Jubilee is, but it sounds like a gala. An event. Something I could wear a fun hat to. Freakin’ Prince Hot Ginge was too busy  being a sexy ginger to mail my invite across the Atlantic.

Stop stepping on my flow, papa. It just feels too good.

I don’t know why Prince Hot Ginge would be telling Prince Charles to stop “stepping on his flow” but I truly feel like that’s the conversation they were in the middle of.

-Rocco