I have so many items, pictures, articles etc sitting in the folder on my desktop labeled “Awesome Sauce That Needs To Be Bastardized On The Revolution” that I don’t even know where to begin, so I thought I begin with drooling over Matt Bomer’s face.

What the f**k (one day I’ll say it without the asterisks and my mom won’t yell at me) are you doing walking around with a face like that? How dare you have well conditioned hair that I want to run my fingers through!!

I love being a girl (it’s amazing what a pair of boobs can get ya these days!), but Matt Bomer makes me wish I had a penis so he would make out with me. Love him.

Like, really?  Look at his stunning, shiny little suit and baby blues eyes that look like he just smoked a joint!

He’s a star! PS I have no idea where he is or why he’s dressed so nice. He was at some event at Lincoln Center in NYC and I apparently wasn’t invited.

-Rocco