Amanda Bynes is a hot mess and currently enrolled in the Lindsay Lohan School of Life so of course she was formally charged with a DUI due to her deciding to drink and then slam her car into shit.

So, of course Amanda Bynes did the next logical thing a person “who doesn’t drink” does; tweet Barack Obama and ask for his help. As if the guy doesn’t have enough crap to deal with.

Could you imagine if Barack Obama was all “HOLD UP CONGRESS!! Let’s stop killing terrorists, fixing the economy, helping out the gays and saving the wombs of young women everywhere and help this bitch out!”

Yes, Amanda Bynes. Barack Obama is gonna get right on this.

Ask me if I think she was drunk when she tweeted that to Obama? Yes.

-Rocco