Alexander Skarsgard Has Now Seduced Ellen Page
Posted June 8, 2012on:
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAAAAT!?!?!
I thought Ellen Page was a lesbian… but I guess not. No woman can overcome the Skarsonator’s seduction.
They’re doing it right there. He doesn’t even need to take his hands off the wheel. There’s probably a baby in the womb. I hope you ladies reading this are on birth control, because just seeing Alexander Skarsgard in his “sexy mode” can get you pregnant.
But seriously, WHAT?! I honestly thought Ellen Page was gay, which is totally cool (she was a bad ass in Inception and got to kiss Joseph Gordon Levitt, so high five), but just seeing her stand next to Skarsgard totally changes things. If she was into girls… that’s no longer the case.
“This way to my bedroom…. aka Penis Road in Straight Town!” – Skarsgard