I’m just going to assume that Channing Tatum’s wardrobe budget was non-existent (because ya know… this is an independent film?) and that’s why he is shirtless 87% of the film.

I mean, I get that he’s a male stripper which called for nudity, but the important word is “stripper”– you got to take something off.

Okay. No one had the budget for shirts. And according to that photo above… Matthew McConaughey didn’t have a budget for pants. Nice shorts.

I’m actually dying to know what the actual plot of this film is– coming of age story? Thriller? Dark comedy?

-Rocco