Dude still didn’t shave that thing off… what the hell??

I’m not going to sit here and pretend that the Tony’s are my favorite award show ever. I’m not even going to pretend that it’s my 4th favorite award show. In fact… it’s probably my least. I don’t know anything about theater, musical theater or why people are paying to see The Newsies when you can rent in on VHS– But I do know that Ricky Martin is really into his creepy top lip flair.

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And I also know that Andre Garfield cleans up real well…

That is my extent of Tony Awards coverage. Hope you liked it.

I’m going to be a bitch and not even link to a list of the winners—go Google it yourself.

-Rocco