Cyrus Wedding Drama: Trace Not Miley
Posted June 12, 2012on:
Liam Hemsworth is still off the market.
It must be the tattoos all over his face because Brenda Song (and her knocked up belly? Is she actually pregnant? I’m still very confused about this all) kicked Trace Cyrus to the curb:
“Brenda and I have decided to go our separate ways,” Cyrus says in a statement. “We split up a couple of months ago. We will continue to focus on our careers. I wish Brenda the best and much success in the future. I hope everyone can respect our privacy about this situation.”
There’s no mention of a baby so there must not be a baby, just like there’s not a double wedding reception at the Cyrus Estate/farm.
And what’s this mention of careers?? I mean, she’s a star on the Suite Life of Zack & Cody … but what the hell does Trace Cyrus do. And do not even say Metro Station.