Alexander Skarsgard was just walking around SOHO in NYC yesterday, without protection, and BOOM! population just had a massive increase.

Doesn’t he know he can’t just strut around cities in semi-tight soccer jerseys without a condom. Geeeez!

Do you think Alexander Skarsgard would think it’s funny how obsessed I am with him sleeping with everything that walks and how he gets everyone (and I mean everyone) pregnant with one single glance??

I hope so.

-Rocco