Not So Shocking News: Lindsay Lohan Is Hitting Things With Her Car And Lying To Cops
Posted June 12, 2012on:
When you are someone who gets a 6784th chance at your career and the only rule is no driving— most people wouldn’t get behind the wheel.
Lindsay Lohan is the only dumbass who thinks it’s a brilliant idea to sit in a car and ram into trucks and then proceed to lie to the po po about it.
Basically, Lindsay Lohan is the most uninsurable actress on this planet because… oh well… I don’t know?? BECAUSE SHE’S A PATHOLOGICAL SOCIOPATH WHO LOVES DRUGS!!
So, because of that one stipulation for starring in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick was don’t get behind the damn wheel of a moving vehicle… so of course she did and then hit a truck and lied to police about it.
Because she lied about driving the car she should technically get her probation yanked and then get her ass thrown in jail, but the California justice system won’t allow for that.
Pshhh let’s be real… the justice system is Lindsay Lohan’s bitch.
PS there was also a pink bag that was being hidden from police. It clearly was not full of drugs.