And the sick thing is, it doesn’t even matter— he’ll still sell a bajillion albums because he’s Justin Bieber and he’s Canadian and teenagers (and me) have nothing better to spend our extra cash on.

“Beauty and the Beat”  (I see what you did there, angel muffin) featuring Nicki Minaj is one track and J Biebs is just getting experimental with the synthesizers in this one.

“Take a bow, I know how to stick it now” <— I appreciate his grown up sexual innuendo lyrics.

And next J Biebs and Drake get all Canadian and swaggie on us with “Right Here”.

Wow.. this reeks of Drake and I like it.

Believe comes out next Tuesday.

-Rocco