Okay.. I get the guido vampires are trying to kill them all, but can’t they crack a smile while posing for a magazine cover.

And shall we not forget that the werewolf guy falls in love with this child. And don’t even tell me he’s “imprinting” (a werewolf excuse for creepy love. Yeah— I read the books) because he falls in love with a newborn baby. Good thing she’s a weirdo and grows up really fast or something.

With that all being said… I’m really glad this little girl, Mckenzie Foy, has more facial expression than Kristen Stewart even when she looks like she od’ed on a bottle of Xanex.

-Rocco