Is this the test to win over Leonardo DiCaprio’s heart? If so… I CAN DO IT!

I’ve been riding bikes without training wheels for at LEAST 12 years and I can go down really big hills without being scared. I even mastered letting go of the steering wheel (once) and it was super bad ass (my mom yelled at me)— I bet Leo would think that was hot.

I think he’s really into the bike riding as of late because he likes when the wind blows through his terrorist beard. I mean, that’s just my theory, but I think it would hold up in any sort of debate that might possibly come up regarding this topic.

-Rocco

PS The Revolution will be slow and sparse (or completely non existent) with the news (and super late with it, so deal with it) through Tuesday night—- I’m practicing bike tricks. My sincerest apologies but let’s get through this together.