I’ve been instructed to watch 30 Rock. I know I’m about 7 seasons behind, but it’s okay because Netflix has my back. Anyway, of course me being instructed to watch an episode of 30 Rock means that every free moment I have I’m going to sit and watch as many episodes as possible. And because of that– I have decided that I’m kinda attracted to Alec Baldwin and I kinda want to make out with him/ Jack Donaghy.

Which brings me to Alec attacking a photographer outside of a courthouse and me questioning my inappropriate crush on him:

I’m shocked at allegations that Baldwin attacked a paparazzi man— I mean he’s usually so calm. This is totally out of character.

The volatile “30 Rock” star popped lensman Marcus Santos once in the face outside the Worth St. office after apparently obtaining a license to wed fiancee Hilaria Thomas.
Santos was standing innocently with two other photographers when Baldwin, 54, approached with an angry glare.
“He was looking mad,” said Santos. “He said, ‘Step back, step back.’ I said, ‘We’re moving back.’”
Baldwin then grabbed a second News photographer, Jefferson Siegel, and Santos told the “Rock of Ages” star to back off.
“I said, ‘Don’t touch him,’” the 42-year-old Santos said. “I knew he was going to attack me. I stepped back, and he kept coming.
“He comes after me, starts shoving and punching me — one time, right in the chin. And then he started shoving me, and pushing me. Then he goes the other way.”

Beside the fact this basically says he’s a contemporary/real life Hulk, all I got from it is that Alec Baldwin is in Rock of Ages. Now I need to see this movie and develop my crush even further. I don’t mind one bit that he chokes people out.

-Rocco