American Idol Has A Way Of Ruining Things That Are Perfect… Like One Direction
Posted on: June 21, 2012
As funny as it’ll be to hear Phillip Phillips sing One Direction (seriously… the part of my heart that beats only for PP is going to be removed and placed with stone so I don’t love him more) the Idol crew really know how to kill a special song.
Love or hate One Direction, you can not deny that “What Makes You Beautiful” is as catchy ass song and you secretly sing that into her hairbrush in the morning.
Simon Cowell is bathing in a tub of his millions while watching this short clip of the Idol gang sing “WMYB” as they rehearse for tour and I’m pretty sure what I’m going to say is exactly what he’s thinking.
-Colton Dixon’s hair still looks like piss. Jesus would not approve.
- Heejun has lost is shine.
- Jacob/Joshua (I forgot the name of the black guy with the American Flag Old Navy shirt already) is a massive One Direction fan and comes out of the closet every time he sings this song. I love him now. He’s my new favorite— sorry Heejun.
- I have no idea who the rest of those people are—- I’ve never seen them before in my life.
That pretty much sums up that video. I can’t wait to hear the entire mess.
-Rocco

June 21, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Where was pp? Still playing the kidney card? Smart guy. Or maybe he was there and just trying to fade into the woodwork cuz I’d imagine this tour is going to be painful for him in so many ways.
June 21, 2012 at 1:52 PM
hahahah totes playing the kidney card bahhahah.
he already hates everything about this tour and that makes me love him so much more.