I put my love aside for Andrew Garfield to let these two blossom into a real relationship, but now it’s just getting too much.

Apparently, me putting my love aside (minus the flowers, chocolates, hair products and letters typed out in fun, colorful fonts) isn’t benefitting me.

I hop The Amazing Spiderman is a giant flop.

Below are pictures of Emma and Andrew holding on to each other like the other is going to defy gravity and fly away in random countries that I can’t be bothered to look up because my heart is breaking.

Messaged received.

-Rocco