My favorite little trouty mouth is now sporting a flesh-colored goatee because I’m assuming he’s playing a date rapist in a new Lifetime Made For TV movie.

Hope that movie works out for him.

And now to the real point of this post– Jessica Sanchez ruins a lot of things and now my enjoyment for Glee is one of those things.

Emotionless robot or BB Chez/Chaz (whatever the hell she calls herself) is in talks to have a multi-episode arc on Glee. I just hope it involves Lea Michelle shoving her down a small flight of stairs a la Showgirls.

ouch

If she even plays any sort of character that involves homeschooling, pageants, or having no friends because she has no social/people skills then we all know Ryan Muprhy literally called her up and said “can you play yourself?”

Ryan: Hey Jessica! Want to be on Glee?
Jessica: Does it require me to play emotion?
Ryan: Well, no… you are playing a character based on your life.
Jessica: Perfect! Just credit me as BB Chez. 

Do you guys remember the time Chord Overstreet grew weird facial hair??

-Rocco