(My headlines are out of this world this morning)

The One Direction fellas are still crossing America and singing the same songs over and over again, so they must be ready to drive their bus off the Grand Canyon, but luckily for us they still look good doing it.  And by “they” I mean, Harry Styles because he just gets better looking every day he gets older and I can say things like that because he’s an adult in this country and can drink in Europe so he’s pretty much my age.

And here are two more of them, the little Irish guy and the other really attractive one, (here I go pretending I don’t know the all by name):

It’s really awkward when the Irish guy is just hailing Hitler in the middle of Atlanta. To make things less awkward here is them performing “More Than This” on Radio Disney.

-Rocco