Obviously Tom Cruise Is Gay
Posted June 29, 2012on:
And PACEY AND JOEY WILL LIVE ON!!!
Fellow Revolution-er, YesJayme, has scouted this article out for me and I only assume she rolls her eyes are Scientology and Tom Cruise as well.
What is this article I speak of you ask?!?! THIS:
I mean, DUH! If anyone is going to suffer from all of this is Suri Cruise. Tom will go on to date beautiful men, Katie will go on to date Joshua Jackson (and yes they will legally change their names to Joey and Pacey), but Suri Cruise will just use her parents divorce as an excuse when she’s finally caught for taken down the entire city of LA with her murdering ways. (This blog will preemptively help the police catch her before she gets to the next county)
I honestly can’t believe they lasted this long. Xenu’s drugs must have really worked on Katie.
Katie is finally free!!
PS I read this on People HERE so don’t sue me, Tom Cruise.