We’re All Making Jokes, But Tom Cruise Is Actually Crazy.
Posted June 29, 2012on:
Katie Holmes is taking Suri Cruise and running! RUNNING!
No wonder Suri Cruise has been looking so tired (and murderous) and has been sans high heels.
Sensible ballet flats when you’re on the run.
Everyone is speculating the reason for divorce, but I’m just going to agree with Katie and Suri and say it’s because Tom probably likes boys and he’s an INSANE SCIENTOLOGIST!
TMZ says Katie filed the d papers and blind sided Tommy and she wants sole custody of the little serial killer.
Why sole custody you ask? BECAUSE HE’S INSANE AND PRAYS TO XENU!!