Note To Self: Don’t Ask Justin Bieber About Harry Styles Sleeping With His Mo
Posted on: July 2, 2012
It’s no secret that I’m a massive One Direction fan. And it’s even less of a secret that I would go home with Harry Styles without question (The only direction he’s going is directly to my heart).
But, with that being said, the one deal breaker that might tear Harry Styles and I apart is if I found out he was into Justin Bieber’s Mom, because I just can’t pretend to be a Canadian and I just can not give birth to someone cooler than Jesus— my hoo-hah and DNA are just not made for that.
What am I talking about you ask? Let me copy and paste this information because I’m o vacation.
Justin Bieber ended a US radio interview after the host made a joke about Harry Styles and his mum.
Well, actually it’s a bit more complicated than that.
On Detroit’s radio show ‘Mojo In The Morning’ on Thursday, interviewer Thomas ‘Mojo’ Carballot mentioned Justin’s friendship with One Direction and then said, “Do you worry about Harry [Styles] around your mum since he likes older women?”
Justin responds with, “I think you should worry about your ma, bro,” and laughs.
To which the interviewer replies, “I should worry about my mum? Justin, my mum’s dead so unfortunately I don’t think that will work.”
Then there’s this horrible silence…
The LONGEST SILENCE EVER.
And then Carbollot goes, “This is where the interview goes really south, right Justin?”
And then there’s a dial tone.
SICK BURN!
The only thing i learned from this is I’m going to ask Harry Styles when I see him if he wants to sleep with Justin Bieber’s Mom. That’s what I really want to do. And then if he says “yes”, that totally means I’m in because I’m NOT Canadian and not as old as that woman.
See what I’m saying? No. You don’t? Well, it’s simple relationship math. Harry and I will be together in no time.
I wish I was a dog.
-Rocco
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