Long story short: Katie Holmes is hiding Suri Cruise from the crazy scientologist who probably walk around with laser guns, trench coats and Ray Ban sunglasses that were cool in 1997.

I’m getting outta here daddy!

Sea Org, as it is known, is where the highest levels of Scientology are taught and kids as young as five can be sent to live there … without their parents — and our sources say Tom is a big fan.
Our sources say Katie and Tom had been arguing over Suri’s indoctrination into Scientology — and we’re told the Sea Org was the flashpoint.
The Sea Org has been often compared to a boot camp and several ex-Scientologists (including Oscar winner Paul Haggis) have been outspoken against its military-like conditions. The Freewinds, the massive Scientology boat that was the location of Cruise’s infamous birthday party in 2004, is entirely staffed by Sea Org members.
According to the official Scientology website, members of Sea Org sign “a one-billion-year pledge to symbolize their eternal commitment to the religion and it is still signed by all members today.”

Now, a cruise ship might sound fun (free buffets are the SHIT!) but let’s all remember that it’s run by scientologists so free cruise ships means free soul audits by Xenu on the lower deck— not those awesome chocolate fountains.

I’m the captain of this ship

But is this really shocking to any of you?

-Rocco