Justin Bieber Is A Really Good Driver
Posted July 9, 2012on:
What I’m about to tell you is a true story: I woke up Saturday morning to my mother saying “your boy Justin Bieber got cited for speeding—- and by that I mean dangerously driving at 100MPH”.
Justin Bieber was being a speed demon in his car that’s too cool for school, because he says the paparazzi were chasing him.
I’m going to believe this because Justin Bieber wouldn’t lie about this and also it’s not hard to believe that the paparazzi found him and chased him because his car is super shiny and not at all inconspicuous. He should probably drive around in a Chevy or a Ford…. or rollerblades and he’ll blend right in with the rest of us.