Apparently, every 39 seconds someone dies from Heart Disease. WHAT THE F?! That’s a lot. I hate statistics like this because for the rest of the day I’m going to imagine people dropping dead every 39 seconds. Thanks a lot Lee D.

Anyway, Lee D and the “One For The Heart” campaign are teaming up! With a simple donation of $5 (just do it and go without your double venti mocha latte for the day you 1 percent-er!) you can help the cause and you even get a free Lee D song, “The Fight”.

I’m obviously going to do this because my sister pays my phone bill (family plan bitches!) and she can afford it– $5Red Bulls are expensive you guys, and I need my vice.

So, two guys walk into a bar and donate to “One for the Heart” Get it??

Do you think someone dies every 39 seconds from Red Bull consumption? God I hope not.

But seriously….donate. It’s so easy. Text “HEART” to 80888. You can help save a life and you get some free music. WIN WIN!

*edit* The song is good. Like real good. Like, “‘Earth Stood Still’ is dead to me now” good. How ironic… “The Fight” stopped the imaginary fight between me and Lee Bear. It’s poetic if you think about it.

-Rocco