I have never read 50 Shades of Grey. After finding out Mamadukes read it, it makes me feel weird to think about it (it’s like us watching the same porn– and liking it. Kind of). Plus, I refuse to read anything that is based on  Twilight fan fiction.

So, because I never read it, I have no idea who this Christian Grey is and/or what my imagination would draw him to be. Thankfully scientists took time out of their busy schedules of curing AIDS and cancer to sketch a composite based on a survey of women.

It may just be because it’s in the style of a police suspect sketch, but this Christian fella looks like he chops up the bodies of women and being his sex slave is the least of any girl’s problem.

-Rocco