But I’d let him mumble sweet nothings into my ear all day, every day.

Just call me Mr. Mumbles

But, before we get into that, let’s discuss his performance of “Volcano” while on tour.

This song is great and he does a great job performing it.

First, I love how he’s just sitting his ass down. The last time I saw video from an Idol tour it was for Lee D and they made that poor man run around the stage with a head mic a la Britney Spears.

Phillip Squared is pulling that kidney card again and is all like “I need to sit y’all. My kidzz are healing golly!”.

Second, why does Jessica Sanchez ruin everything?? She needs to get her BB Chez self off the stage during this song. She looks like she’s stalking him —- standing up there, behind P2 looking all creepy. If anyone is staying at a reasonable distance, watching PP, and singing about inappropriate sexual things (Is that what this song is about? I’m going to say that for this purpose)— it’s going to be me.

What?

And now on to Mr. Mumbles.

Seriously. What is he saying?

All I heard there was “The Revolution is what I read to myself as a nighttime story— but it doesn’t work because I just stay up giggling. Rocco is my soul mate. I should probably put some kidney stones back in my body so I can get out of this tour and go eat Peanut Butter Oreo cookies with her”.

Right? That’s definitely what he said.

You bring the cookies— I’ll bring the chest hair.

I just took that one step too far. I apologize to his friends and family. Unless he really said that during his mumbling and bumbling speech—- in that case, see you in a few day, PP!

-Rocco