Kristen Stewart Got A Boob Job To Keep R Pattz Around. Probably
Posted July 13, 2012on:
That’s the only way I see this.
Fellow Revolution-er and R Pattz Jaw Line enthusiast, YesJayme, sent me this fabulous photo of Kristen Stewart at Comic Con.
If you just look at this photo quickly, the first thing you will notice is Kristen Stewart obviously lost her clothes and borrowed clothes from a stripper/hooker who time traveled from 1983. And then she borrowed Justin Bieber’s shoes because let’s be real— he wears shoes that lesbians might wear.
So, you noticed all that obviously… but look closer. Look closer at that white shirt.
Umm when did Kristen Stewart grow a pair of boobs? When did she get those?
All her lip biting and shitty acting in movies got her a pair of boobs.
Let’s just hope Robert Pattinson is a leg woman—- or decides he likes girls who wash their hair and can act. BOO YAH! SICK BURN!