Xenu is not going to be happy about this.

F**k you, Xenu and Tom Cruise!

Word on the street is Katie Holmes, in lieu of an exorcism (I kid… I kid. But not really), Suri Cruise will attend an all girls catholic school come September.

Now, just picture Suri Cruise in school—– POPULAR KID!

Suri Cruise is going to rule that shit, like no other. I already feel her making fun of me and I don’t even go to that school.

Jesus better say hello to the new queen bee.

-Rocco