A mountain man. A MOUNTAIN MAN! — an attractive one.

I took time out of my busy day (like actually at work now) to post this because I haven’t seen Darren Criss in a while, and all of a sudden he has face fur. ALL OVER HIS FACE!

He looks like an attractive brillo pad.

I’ve never seen such a lack of skin on one’s face. Between the hair, the eyebrows, and the furry beard only about 16% of skin is showing. <— that’s a combo of science and math if you need to know.

I’m gonna approve of this hairy situation because he doesn’t look like a terrorist, has a nice smile, and sings like an angel.

-Rocco