Don’t ever take away Twitter from Phillip Phillips. Seriously. This is why Twitter was invented– we need to know his thoughts on How I Met Your Mother, when he has to pee, his nap schedule, and if he’s running into shit.

And I’m not even being sarcastic. I truly want to know these things.

This tells us many things:

1) He’s just like us- If you say you never ran into a glass door, you are a lying bastard. I’ve done it, you’ve done it and birds do it. It’s the circle of life.

2) He’s getting fancy with his “Ha”‘s- “Ha Gah” … this is a new one.

3) He’s trying to get out of finishing the Idol tour- Since PP’s kidneys are functioning properly he needs a new card to play when he realizes American Idol is a big ol’ mess. Broken nose? Nice plan. Concussion? Even better.

Phillip Phillips is the smartest person alive…. or at least of that American Idol crew.

-Rocco